I'm down with the sickness.

I feel like shit.
For the past three days, I have been really sick.
And it's just getting worse.
To supposedly make myself better, I have to make the most revolting drink ever.

Ingredients:
1 cup water
3 squirts lemon juice
1 tsp bicarb soda
1tsp sugar

Method:
Mix this shit together!

Result:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I'd almost rather face the nausea.

I'm happy though, because I happen to be one of those freaks of nature that loves cranberry juice, and that's what I'm getting tomorrow.